markus sigfridson

And...The correct spelling IS....
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Markus Sigfridsson

yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson

by the other Joel Mascinator June 16, 2004

Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

Makruk

A Thai version of chess, known among OP eligible students in Queensland, Australia to induce intense thoughts of suicide, failure, denial and confusion.

OP student 1: TFW someone chucks a ma at your bia and you need to remove your khun from immediate danger.
OP student 2: Please never bring up makruk again.
OP student 1: OK. Want some Cherizade?

by Malafax August 31, 2016

Markus

Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.

Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure

by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016

markus hamilton

Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016

markus preston

Coolest person good drawer and best friend

Markus Preston is a cool man

by Kirk to January 3, 2017

markum

Someone who has extremely small penis.

He got a markum!

by skrrman May 22, 2017