Madoff Machine

An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)

Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.

by AL Katraz September 26, 2021

McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.

Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

by akararules July 6, 2010

Machscott

Slower than molasses. Slower than everyone around you. Last to arrive at the group destination. Opposite of Mach Speed. Leisurely pace. A 'stroll' to destination.

Zero to slow in eventually.

Man, we were waiting for you but you were going machscott and my motorcycle doesn't have reverse!

by galen96 August 14, 2011

Ego Machine

Someone who lets their ego control all of their personality traits and actions.

"Wow, Jason always brags about how good he is, he is such an ego machine!"

by NWAwalrus January 1, 2022

Cringe machine

See “mistah J”

someone who is non stop cringe and anything that they post is absolutely atrocious or just plain awful, talentless , annoying, etc

“A person who does something for attention or hops onto overhyped or popular fads for the sake of clout or who enjoys showing off is easily labeled a cringe machine”

“That eboy is a real cringe machine”

Anyone who uses Snapchat filters or tik tok is a textbook cringe machine

Who you looking for on here? Mistah J? Or any of the other lesser cringe machine individuals?????

by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022

Rape machine

An electrical appliance with an attachable dildo.

I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.

by Will2500 April 20, 2023

douche ex machinist

A writer of limited talent who weaves a myriad of complex plot lines into the beginning of his work, only to later abandon most of those plot lines in a lazy ‘deus ex machina’ story ending.

Did you watch the ending of ‘Battlestar Galactica’? There was a really douche ex machinist at work on that final episode!

by AuntyMouse April 11, 2009