Milpitas

A small town that serves as a speed bump between Fremont and San Jose.

A: Hey, what's the name of that tiny town in the middle of Fremont and San Jose?
B: I think it's called Milpitas.
A: Man, I hate how slow their local traffic is!

by Taishaku November 20, 2007

MILP

Mother I'd like to punch!

If your mother tells me NOT to eat white processed sugar ONE more time she is going to become a MILP!

by F-U-D-I-L January 9, 2010

Milsh

Mother I'd Like to Shit, just like MILF except not.
acceptable in any social situations.

Bob: MILSH!!
Dave: LMFAO! pork pies!
Bob: in a tube?

by Whim May 4, 2010

Las Milpas

Las Milpas, otherwise known as Pharr, Tx. Is a City In South Texas that is very beautiful place and is looking more like a city than the ghetto it used to be. Also have some Videos on Youtube.

Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to Las Milpas for some good food."
Guy 2: "No way, that place is dangerous, ghetto, i might get shot!"
Guy 1: "Not anymore, they have fixed it up and the cops have controlled the gang violence."
Guy 2: "For real? Then lets go! You pay!"
Guy 1: "Ah, Shit."

by Moe Munz March 27, 2008

millhood

hood outside of C-town where you gots ta watch out fo popo numba fo fo. Rocky's is the place to be and you're guarunteed to find someone sketchy.

Yo, you wanna go to millhood?
Yea, yo we should fuck with KB's chickens!
Yea

by hfioa[io May 22, 2006

malphrus

Very cool guy very sweet and nice and can get all the girls. He is a sex God and can get every girl he wants

He is almost like a
Malphrus

by Sex beast August 8, 2016

Milthing

To Milth - is living your life as a Milther - see Milther.

see Milther for an example of Milthing

by David Bellingham June 12, 2008