Lobster Tail

After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.

"Hey, baby, let's finish up this shrimp scampi so we can hurry home and give you a nice lobster tail."

by Big&Little January 2, 2023

Space Lobster

The badass lobster-claw-resembling Romulan spacecraft in Star Trek.

"That Space Lobster was computer generated, but it looked so real!"

by skapwds June 3, 2009

Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.

Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.

by Docdude November 2, 2016

Golden Lobster

Simple........ It's doggy style but underwater.

Patrica: Maaaaaaaaan oh BOy !!!!! Hunter gave me a great Golden Lobster in the community pool last night!
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?

by okabo January 3, 2017

Lobster Roll

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.

Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

sausage lobster

A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.

We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.

by Solomon June 19, 2006

Louisiana Lobster Tail

A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.

Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???

Dave: Sure fucking is!

Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!

Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.

by Kowboydave September 13, 2009