having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Kristen

The most wonderful girl in the whole world. She puts a smile on your face. She is beautiful and strong. She has a nice butt and all the guys love her. She is a friend to many and loved by all.

Izzy: Hey look at that girl over there...she's such a Kristen.

Justin: Yeah, she is a Kristen. She's so beautiful and strong!

by theycallmystacieandmarieah November 25, 2011

dirty kristen

When you fuck somebody to death

I pulled a dirty Kristen last night.. There were no survivors.

by Wilcomk March 30, 2020

Ass-kittens

(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.

"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."

by AnVillain July 20, 2009

kitten city

Is a place of euphoric happiness, where dreams are made.

Spurs won 4 2 and i was in kitten city.

by The Royal Worm January 17, 2008

Kitten Wrangler

One who pursues many women at the same time, preferably of the younger variety (18-21). Generally involving promiscuous, casual sex and a feeling of accomplishment after a successful wrangling.

With all these 19 year old girls blowing up my phone I feel like a real kitten wrangler.

by Joker556 March 15, 2010

Swamp Kitten

A baby alligator.

Look at that momma and her adorable swamp kittens!

by Ganondox September 23, 2018