fat kristy

Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.

I just got back from a few nights in the sky, you know I had to bring home a fat Kristy!

by GdubSon July 24, 2017

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026