Juicy Johnny

When a girl takes a shit on a guy, while he pisses into her mouth.

Oh man, Anthony really gave Stephanie a Juicy Johnny!

by XxDinnerDotComxX February 26, 2008

johnny whitney

A singer and keyboard player. A member of three well know bands, The Blood Brothers, Neon Blonde, and Jaguar Love

He's just damn good.

Not to be confused with whitney houston, who can't play synth, whereas Johnny Whitney can.

by Jibotron November 6, 2007

Johnny Cash

February 26, 1932 in Kingsland, Arkansas - September 12, 2003 in Hendersonville, Tennessee.

Country singer, Outlaw Country Movement.

Married June Carter Cash.

Was known as the "Man In Black".

11 Grammys, Country Music Hall of Fame, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Hollywood Walk of Fame Star.

Became a Christ follower which gave his life real purpose before his death.

by inject God's truth May 18, 2005

Johnny Horton

The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.

Man, I wish I could meet Horton.

by Montage Crandall October 26, 2004

Johnny-bag

British slang term for condom.

- Are most often made from latex, but some are made from other materials such as polyurethane, polyisoprene, or lamb intestine.

-Great for using as a water balloon

- Can be used for having a "posh wank".

- Can be used as a derogatory cuss - e.g. "Jesus Johnny-bags!"

- I've brought the Johnny-bags with me. Let's get it on baby!

- Jesus Johnny-bags! That really pissed me off.

by johnniebag April 29, 2010

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is a comic made by Jhonen Vasques, who also made Invader Zim, Squee, and many more. It revolves around a man named Johnny. C (Or Nny, pronounced Knee) who is indeed a Homicidal Maniac. He tends to kill those who irritate him in the slightest (For turning the BrainFreezy machine off at 2AM). He resides in the house number 777. A single story house with a maze of a basement, filled with torture devices and bodies to fill them. He kills his victims and drains them of there blood for painting a wall, in which case if he doesn’t the 'thing' will escape. Johnny is plagued by voices named Nailbunny, Mr. Fuck, and Phycodoughboy. Nailbunny representing the closest thing Nny has to a voice of reason, Mr. Fuck tends to tell Nny to just kill himself and get it all over with, while Phyco tends to tell Nny to go out and kill someone else and feed his wall. Later in the comics Nny ends up dead taking a trip to heaven and hell and finding them to his distaste. Also learning that he is a 'wastelock' something that takes up all the human negativity and filters it. He is sent back to earth with this information and doubts weather it was real or just some dream. Nny then starts for trying to find freedom by not feeling, in which a new voice tried to make Johnny Feel. Its a wondrous little comic with an interesting message laid in think with the blood.

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is an good book to read

by Kats_Coven July 31, 2006

Johnny Hammersticks

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.

A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.

by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010