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Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.
We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.
by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021
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Jizzle

A jizzle is inmate slang for someone being extorted in prison. Typically the JIZZLE will be paying weekly commissary (soups, honey buns, chips) to their war daddy, because they are too scared to defend themselves.
Man that boy was a jizzle in prison, he soft as hell!
by KingWarDaddy November 15, 2023
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Jizzling

Premature/sporadic ejaculation, during foreplay, of an inconsistent and light manner, i.e., like drizzle.
"Every time she goes down (on me) , I feel like I ruin her make up when I drip..."

"Sounds like she Mused your Johnson and you're jizzling. "
by anonymous April 5, 2015
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Jizzling

Michaelangelo was late to dinner because he had to finish jizzling David’s pubes.
by Michael C. December 1, 2023
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Blizzle Beaux Jizzle

Similar to a blizzle, but characterized specifically by the act of oral sex by a woman to a man, performed in the state of Louisiana where oral sex is against the law, which results in the man ejaculating into the woman's mouth, and the woman swallowing the ejaculate without disengaging from the act of performing oral sex.
Your mom is on her period this week, so you know that means I'm getting a blizzle beaux jizzle!
by beauxbadeaux April 1, 2008
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Jizzle McRoster

That aborigonal australian in native garb looks like Gizzle McRoster!
by Steve Johnson November 30, 2003
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Jizzle

When you lightly cum on a chick’s tits and she asks is it raining outside.
Today’s forecast 40% chance of jizzle
by Romoboi May 29, 2020
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