Insomniwhack 

Someone who can't do to sleep without whacking off first.

Adam: "Why are you going home so early, it's only 5pm."

Tyler: "C'mon man, I need to jack off for at least 4 hours or I'll never get to sleep."

Adam: "Oh dear, your an Insomniwhack... you really need to find yourself a fucktoy don't you!

Insomniwhack by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum September 17, 2013

imsomniac 

One who suffers the inability to sleep due to the desire to chat online imsomnia

I've become an imsomniac becasue of myspace chat.

imsomniac by Jennifer Mattson January 30, 2007

infomaniac 

1. A clipped version of 'information' combined with 'maniac; one who has an excess amount of information.

2. One who has too much information.

3. A general know-it-all.

Go ask Susan for the answer; she's an infomaniac.

infomaniac by yaliblu February 1, 2005

Insomnia 

That word that High Schoolers/College Students use when they are up too late, but really has nothing to do with the actual disorder.

omg dude I'm up at 3 in the morning, I totally have insomnia.

Insomnia by iH8U March 13, 2012

insomnia 

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

insomnia by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

Insomaniac 

A DJ who makes robot music

That robot is insomaniac

Insomaniac by K-Church June 13, 2005

insomniagnostyslexic 

A contraction of the words: insomnia, nostalgic, and dyslexic. It means a person who cannot sleep due to sentimental drama brought on by words.

After reviewing the will left by his former wife, the poor man became an insomniagnostyslexic.

insomniagnostyslexic by abab October 14, 2005