insomniagnostyslexic

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really
is a dog

Ever since the cat was hit by the schoolbus, I've become a real insomniagnostyslexic.

by kevink07/bevyb3 October 12, 2005

insomniagnostyslexic

A contraction of the words: insomnia, nostalgic, and dyslexic. It means a person who cannot sleep due to sentimental drama brought on by words.

After reviewing the will left by his former wife, the poor man became an insomniagnostyslexic.

by abab October 12, 2005