imsomniac 

One who suffers the inability to sleep due to the desire to chat online imsomnia

I've become an imsomniac becasue of myspace chat.

imsomniac by Jennifer Mattson January 30, 2007

imsomniac 

1) awesome green day cd, came out in 1997, i believe, has a much darker feel to it than dookie, but JUST AS GOOD.

2) often the awesomest people to be around! really wired, hyped up on caffeine, do really odd things...

1) GD Fan: "I was listening to imsomniac the other day" GD Poseur fan: "Oh... um.. ok... i don't know what that is... GD Fan: "It's a Green Day CD." Poseur fan: "Really? They came out with a new one after American idiot?!?!"

2) I can't fall asleep... yay..........

imsomniac by sexy fucker October 10, 2005

imsomniac 

The Green Day CD is INsomniac, not IMsomniac, and it came out in '95.

I don't think imsomniac is a word.

"Imsomniac" is a typo for "Insomniac", a Green Day CD.

Opps, I meant to say "Insomniac", not imsomniac.

imsomniac by urbandictionaryinsistsiuseaname January 25, 2007

Insomnia 

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.

Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.

Insomnia by Petiteone September 14, 2018

iPad insomnia 

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad

that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia

iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010

Insomnia 

A common health problem characterised by difficulty in either falling or staying asleep. It can occur on its own (primary) or as a result of another medical disorder, such as depression (secondary).

Insomnia can be debilitating.

Insomnia by Doc_B April 16, 2015

Birthday insomnia 

Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.

I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.

Birthday insomnia by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017