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Greg Heffley

When ur nigga(s) hangout out with other niggaz and when u try to converse the nigga ignores u

No one likes a Greg

If u ever met a Greg get urself out
OG nigga: hey
“Greg”: ...
OG Nigga *... KILLS THAT NIGGER*
Greg *murdered*

( Greg Heffley from diary of a whinny kid)
by The2ndcummingogjesus June 21, 2018
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heffle

(1) A term used to describe a person who is being anything other than pleasant. Usually used with a negative connotation but (2)can, in some cases, be used in terms of endearment.
1. When your friend is driving like a road-raging maniac you could say: "Slow down, you heffle!"
2. When a person is dressed particularly well: "Wow, you are the most beautiful heffle that I have ever seen!"
by salzburgbound August 6, 2014
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Hufflepuff

One of four house in Hogwart from the Harry Potter series .They were founded by Helga Hufflepuff and heavily focused on Herbology because most of the students are stoners and pot smokers
Hogwart teacher : " ENOUGH !!! You can't huff-the-puff in the classroom just because you are a Hufflepuff ! One more time smoking those "muggle magic herbs" and you are expelled !!!
by DauHoangNguyen November 2, 2015
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Hufflepuff

The Aquaman of Hogwarts. It's where all the mismatches and losers who don't fit anywhere else goes. They like to think that they're cool unique, and special. But really they suck, their mascots a bloody badger for crying out loud!
Sorting Hat: Hmm. Too dumb for Ravenclaw, too cowardly for Gryffindor, too honest for Slytherin. Hufflepuff!

Student: Aw man Hufflepuff sucks! They're like the Aquaman of Hogwarts!
by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
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Greg Heffley Diaper Hands

a popular meme in the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul where the main character Greg accidentally picks up a diaper and it gets stuck on his hand, and he keeps shouting "It's a Diaper!" while a lot of people were recording a video of him, eventually he went uncontrollably viral.
That Greg Heffley Diaper Hands video was so viral and funny
by Billiam Beaver July 19, 2017
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Hufflepuff

1. The lamest house in all of Hogwarts.
If you're not brave, smart, or an asshole; you're sorted into this house by default.

2. To be a complete antisocial nerd.
"50 points from Hufflepuff for playing Dungeons and Dragons during Potions class!" said Professor Snape, causing an acne-covered young wizard to burst into tears.

Pretty much everyone on the internet is a Hufflepuff.
by Fred and George Weasley December 24, 2008
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Hufflepuffinity

Hufflepufflinity (HUFF-UL-PUFF-IN-IT-TY) is the recognition of how one is Hufflepuff (like a religion).
OMG Caroline is so nice! She must practice hufflepuffinity.
by anonymous October 1, 2020
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