hibergaming

doing only games the entire day without eating anything, socializing, or doing anything that requires you from getting up out of your couch or chair.

side-effects of hibergaming:
painful ass
bloodshot eyes
deep imprint in your seat
sudden erection (severe)

John: dude where were u last night? we were gonna rave! Brent: sorry man, i was hibergaming to GTA IV

by brent the twinkie January 26, 2011

Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

When a computer does not restart or come out of hibernation but instead hangs in a state without a display

I tried restarting my computer, but every time it just goes into a Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

by Odin Overland July 22, 2011

Amiga Pronky wat mut jim godverdomme hier in liwadden

Typically used to express a political view concerning the rapid change of the climate.

Must is sien hé, sitte met hun groate buken, binne krekt dútsers. Amiga Pronky wat mut jim godverdomme hier in liwadden. Steltsje opvreterds. Ja film my mar skop alle 5 de harses in.

by Teuben March 17, 2023

hibernating bear

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.

Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle

by Nature Lover December 24, 2007

Scottish Hibernation

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.

Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009

Facebook Hibernation

Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months

Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.

Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.

Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!

by Zeuskog April 22, 2009

Hibernia

<noun>
Hibernia was the name the Romans gave to the large island West of Britannia (which was their name for modern Great Britain) which we now know as Ireland.

I think they should've kept the name Hibernia because it's better than Ireland. Afterall, we DID keep Britain as this island's name.

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005