Funk Gunk

An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity

Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉

Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…

by h31l0 August 28, 2021

Gunk

A sound you make when you feel fear and or impending doom
(Funny )

Also applicable to anything you can think of to say you just have to get it

There’s a math test next period ????

-GUNK-

by Alice Stockli November 15, 2022

Gunk

Gunk is anything that one may find gross. Such as mud, grime etc.

George: I hate cleaning the sink, there is too much gunk!

by AFellaWhoEnjoysLife November 16, 2022

Gunked

Having fucked something up so severely that it cannot be fixed

“Oh no, i gunked the pasta”

by AssKicker5553 October 9, 2022

Gunk Sock

The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.

Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight

by KSlamma November 19, 2020

Gunk

Gay slang term for “first gay cock” or the first moment of attraction to another mans cock

“Was it just me or was my gunk at Disneyland”

“Nah dude totally, Aladdin totally brought on my gunk”

by Came to me from the whispers December 17, 2020

Bloody Gunk

A blood mixed solid that comes out of the anus of a human or living thing.

The bloody gunk smelled of a rotten petri dish when it came out.

by Hgerm December 30, 2020