gucked

To have received the guck guck 3000

“yo dude, anhad is so gucked rn”

by nomenestdeus April 15, 2023

Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.

Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”

by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023

Guked

When someone is excluded from events/gatherings by being a severe knob

No way man Turfs been Guked

by TheGukings69 July 19, 2024

Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gunker

Something or someone particularly silly or ridiculous

Peter: Skibidi toilet!
Bob: Bro you're such a gunker

by gunkerkongen September 5, 2023

Gunker

a slur typically to describe a jew or person of jewish descent . other forms of this consist of “Gunka” and “Gunk”

(jew) “hey man how’s it going”

(non-jew) “Shut up you filthy Gunker”

by Magnum dongus the III April 14, 2024

Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

by chimobear June 24, 2024