gufftrap

1. (Noun) A term of derision aimed at anyone regarded as being cretinously vacuous, self-obsessed or afflicted by self-delusional vanity.

2. (Noun) More generally, a pejorative name for any dislikable person.

Such individuals are likely to:

* Make excessive use of expensive hair products;
* Needlessly play the latest "R'n'B" or "Club tyoons" in ear-bleedingly poor sound quality on patently stolen mobile phones, typically whilst travelling on public transport;
* Hold the view that the world is a better place for Jade Goody's existence;
* Adopt an unconvincing accent and persona, befitting of a social group to which they don't actually belong - frequently belying a painfully comfortable, middle class upbringing.
* Have a face like a gnarly-sphincter

Lowri Turner is a sanctimonious gufftrap

by Gordon's Alive July 28, 2008

Guffah

the emotion felt when peter acts stupid

Peter tried to predict was jenna was going to say... then failed miserably... GUFFAH!

by Mao Zedongggg February 4, 2010

gaffer nosher

A sad individual at your place of employment who is constantly sucking off the people of higher ranks for his or her own gain.

Billy you're the biggest gaffer nosher I've ever seen. You disgust me.

by Grafter999 June 5, 2016

finger guff

when you finger your bum hole repeatedly it creates a guff sound.

finger, finger, guff , guff , oh my! i finger guffed

by adb dealio August 3, 2009

j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.

"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."

by mike ho. January 11, 2009

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

gaffer

someone or even something that is young or small. a small child usually, but not always

"awe look at the little gaffer"

by gafferforlife November 19, 2010