British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.
John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go
by Malice00000 June 8, 2017
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Tumblr based term to explain a situational existence.
A person who is in rage at being kept in a fish bowl.
Similar to being in a glass bowl trapped and looking outside.
Tumblr based term to explain a situational existence.
A person who is in rage at being kept in a fish bowl.
Similar to being in a glass bowl trapped and looking outside.
I’m like a furious goldfish at having to be in this school.
I’m beginning to feel suffocated at home like a furious goldfish
I’m beginning to feel suffocated at home like a furious goldfish
by Absolutelyfurious August 15, 2018
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Lambo- Hey girl, you are super times can I holla at you?
Co Co Pipes- I'm sorry I have a boyfriend.
Lambo- Oh, I have a goldfish.
Co Co Pipes - what?
Lambo - Oh I thought we were on the subject of things that dont matter.
Co Co Pipes- I'm sorry I have a boyfriend.
Lambo- Oh, I have a goldfish.
Co Co Pipes - what?
Lambo - Oh I thought we were on the subject of things that dont matter.
by Co Co Pipes September 30, 2010
Get the goldfish mug.happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye.....well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. But nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. I rest my case. Plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!!
by Kaboosher March 9, 2005
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Get the giant goldfish mug.Like if you move into a new house, and you buy crap to fill all the rooms -- you're a goldfish. Totally.
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Get the goldfish mug.A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.
So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.
by Zee January 24, 2005
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