asain fuckstick

A person who is of asain dissent thats penis looks like an orange tic-tac

Man Luke is a asain fuckstick.

by HiPsTeR PaTrIoT February 26, 2017

too drunk to fucktion

"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.

Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)

by m olro October 26, 2011

Fucktickeling

Tickeling as a form of foreplay

I really like this guys ross - everything is going great but he is into fucktickeling and it’s just not my bag

by Wordzg October 9, 2017

Fuckstick

Any long and skinny object used for anal or vaginal penetration.

Gage won't be able to leave his room anytime soon, seeing as he bought a new fuckstick! He sure loves anal penetration!

by Obama is a terrorist June 5, 2009

Fucktucky

Michigan

Detroit is the best city... in Fucktucky.

by KittenFist5000 November 20, 2016

fucksickle

like a popsicle except you fuck it and suck it

a girl "hey bff"
bbl "hey"
a gir"do you like your fucksickle"

by datboisusperiodt... November 13, 2020

fuckdick

a) someone that is dumb enough to be an asstard and exhibits qualities of an asshole like nature.

1)When one of your roomates drinks the last beer in the fridge, and chugs it in front of you, laughing diabolically, while (he/she)finishes with a beltch
2)When you are driving and someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes and blow the horn, as well as possibly causing you to exert excess energy to raise you third phalange (your middle, or "fuck-you" finger)

In both instances you think "fuck, what an asstard...this dick needs to fuck off," thus making the asstard a "fuck dick"

by parker December 29, 2003