parker's definitions

melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

by parker February 22, 2005

sagelink

Cool, all around going person.

Sagelink is sooo cool. He should get paid.

by Parker June 24, 2004

violation 8008

when a person grabs or wrongfully touches a female breast. 8008 is pager code for boob. These pager codes can also go for other violations.

"That was a violationn 8008" after a person has wrongfully touched your boob.

by Parker March 10, 2004

beluga

Beluga is often used to descride someone that is festively plump. It was originally said to confuse someone. This was the ultimate diss.

"Oh My God!! Look at the Beluga Whale. What a Fat Bitch!!"

by Parker October 17, 2003

mudduck

referring to an ugly girl

Hell naw, I ain't messin wt dat mudduck
(Hell naw i ain't messin wit her)

by parker December 9, 2002

vageterian

lesbian or one who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Check out those vageterians, they sure seem to be enjoying them selves.

by Parker January 27, 2004

crappydoodles

a funnier way of saying an explicit term when you are pissed

"My phone broke when it fell down the stairs, oh crappydoodles!!"

by Parker July 12, 2004