Fucktardizard 

1: The final evolution stage of the Pokemon Charmander.

2: A noticeably un-retarded dickhole that becomes retarded by bathing in their own douchebaggery; one level of douchbaggery above a fucktard.

1: Ash's Charizard evolved into Fucktardizard.

2: Kevin is such a goddamn fucktardizard...!

Fucktardizard by The LittleRoche October 14, 2008

fucktardeous 

(of a person or object) in a stupidly stupendous manner, being related to or of a fucktard or fucktardess

This is so fucktardeous.

You are so fucktardeous, it is unbelievable.

fucktardeous by justincn618 April 24, 2017

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle 

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

Urban Fucktards 

The people who put definitions on Urban Dictionary that are a total wast of time, like how "Ryan is the most sexy guy on earth" or nasty sex acts that involve feces. Usually people who shouldn't have access to a computer anyway and are ruining UB for many people.

Did you see that UB definitions that was the same chick's name six or seven times and it was only about what a ho she was?

Yeah, I reject all that crap from the Urban Fucktards. Maybe Urban Dictionary will find a way to filter some of those illiterate asswipes out and leave UB to the rest of us.

Urban Fucktards by Silverlock March 29, 2009

Fucktardistan 

1. A country so backward and so full of fucktards that military intervention, humanitarian aid and infrastructure repair can't even help it's citizens pull their heads out of their asses.

My buddy's National Guard unit just shipped out for Fucktardistan. I only hope he doesn't get taken out by an I.F.D.(Improvised Fucktard Device)!

Fucktardistan by weinerblizzard July 21, 2009

fucktardedness 

Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.

Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"

*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*

Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."

fucktardedness by RepelHistory July 24, 2008

fucktardeter 

a telemarketer that rings you up and tells you "you will be receiving a free mobile/cell phone", even though you've said you're not interested over 50 times and they still don't listen

a fucktardeter rang me up last night, i swear they're as dumb as dog shit

fucktardeter by osama-on-a-stick September 4, 2009