Frost-Headed Bastard

An unfavorable person who has a frosted hair style, making them look ridiculous.

Stop spending all of your money on haircare, you Frost-headed bastard.

by TAS September 4, 2005

Frostcumbered

1. To be cold to the point of frosting over. 2. To have come over as cold-hearted.

1. "Gosh! I'm totally frostcumbered, man! Let's go inside where it's warm!" 2. "Dude, I asked that girl out but she was totally frostcumbered and laughed in my face."

by Lucifer Herself March 17, 2009

Frosted Winshield

A frosted winshield is when you are fucking a chic wearing glasses, and right when you are getting ready to nut, you pull-out and jizz on her glasses!

Dude, last night I was fucking tasha and I pulled out and gave her a frosted winshield!

by N.B.C December 24, 2008

frosted danish

danish=vagina. frost=semen. nuff said

"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"

by cholrus March 11, 2010

frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.

Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!

by japaneserescueteam April 14, 2011

Frosted Starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole

Friend1: Yo man, I need a real sugar high.

Friend2: Go eat a frosted starfish.

by walkyofish December 13, 2014

frosti

to be subtly sexy.

Jack is frosti, but only I notice it.

by KidPolarBear2333443 April 6, 2015