corn fungus

Corn fungus is what happens when auto corrcet, corrects the word "Cornelius." #WE HATE AUTO CORRECT !

"Hi Corn fungus. Oops, I meant Cornelus. Auto correct is annnoying."

by Ella_bobaxxx July 14, 2021

foot radish fungus

When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin

Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus

by zoey pupper May 03, 2021

Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians

<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma>

<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma>

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022

House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

by Thank god for Boobies March 02, 2024

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

have a fungus

"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.

Have a fungus

by SubGplayz August 08, 2022