Fml

Fuck me Lawrence .

Lawerence is just a random name for someone you want to fuck

I want to show Kurt that I can put it down if you know what I’m saying so I texted him fml and he said “when ? “

by Nasty Joe🤙🏾 May 3, 2018

FML

Fml means Fuck my Life.

David broke up with me FML!

by lolwtfmiyah September 22, 2017

FML

Family
Medical

Leave

Person: My mom just fml .
Person 2 : uhh that means fuck my life dude
Person: no, it means family medical leave! Get out of this hospital!

by 1029blue September 29, 2017

Fml

Fuck my life

Ashole fml

by Msaa October 19, 2017

Fml

Fuck my life

Man fml

by Uni4life April 27, 2017

Fml

Fuck my life

Joann: ''I need to get a pad, my period is heavy''

(she takes too long and her pants get messed up)

''FML''

by Pauladeene May 22, 2017

Fmls

Fuck my little sister

I fmls when she was sitting on my bed wearing lingerie

by Dr. Long Shlong May 6, 2018