Egoseismic

Thinking that you can keep away earthquakes by your presence somewhere.

Link is so egoseismic, he hasn't felt an earthquake in LA since he's moved there.

by RhettandLinkftw June 13, 2012

Egoseismic

The belief that earthquakes are relative to where you are in the world.

Link: "Maybe the fact that we moved to California moved the epicenter of earthquakes in the U.S. from California to where we were from."

Rhett: "That's called, 'Egocentric thinking'

Link: "I would call it, 'Egoseismic thinking'

by TheGreenChameleon June 13, 2012

egoseismic

the thinking of you causing natural disasters such as: earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc.

You cause natural disasters

"Yo man, i feel egoseismic cuz' there was an earthquake and I predicted it. And when I moved to California, we directed the natural disasters to North Carolina."

"OMG"

by Hsiaoy June 13, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that one's personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes. A pun of "egocentric".

Friend1: Since we moved to California, there hasn't been an earthquake, but back in North Carolina, where we're from, there WAS one!

Friend2: Maybe it's US! Like, where we live can't get hit!

Friend1: That's not how it works. Quit being egoseismic.

by quanticat June 13, 2012

expose those ankles

It's a euphisim used by shy 10 year old boys instead of telling a girl they want to get them naked.

I told Jamie I was going to expose those ankles tonight.

by UpperDecker17 July 14, 2017

ecposer

A term used to "expose" someone but in an anonymous way.

She ecposed someone but I don't know who the ecposer is yet

by Ecposer January 18, 2018

ecposer

Exposing someone anonymously. Like saying an anonymous person exposed someone without telling who it is

An ecposer just ecposed someone and I'm trying to figure out who it is...

by Ecposer January 18, 2018