Edwin Tong

When you try to hot-shot lawyer, but then you accidentally become stand-up comedian.

The defense counsel Edwin Tong-ed and made the courtroom burst into laughter.

by er2nj@egeR September 13, 2022

Edwin

People named Edwin is taller than people named Milton

Milton: I'm taller than you

Edwin: No

Milton: I'm literally 5 cm taller than you

Edwin: Ok, I'm taller than you and always will be

by Riktiga Eddan July 19, 2021

Edwin

A hot Mexican man with sexy facial hair. He pulls all the girls.(and men) He wears the best clothes, and them super sexy Nike AF1’s.

Boy: You know Edwin?
Boy2: Yeah, he’s mine!

by Dr. Johnny December 16, 2022

Edwin

A super hot guy with a perfect nose, has amazing knowledge of Marvel, is a cat dad, absolutely goofy, the hardest working money maker, and is HIM. Usually has a baddie for a girlfriend/wife, always goes for a woman with big titties and a fat ass.

Human: Wow, Edwin really is HIM.

by SithBarbie September 11, 2025

Edwin

A nigga with a big fat bread stick cock that works at Olive Garden and whips a autobot. He might be busy at times but when he hangs out with you he will drain your pockets and never pay you back

“Edwin loves tortas”

by Jaredfrmda0 February 13, 2022

Edwin

this guy is sooooooo funny soo coooool sooooooo fun and sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosmart and has a big brain

your such a edwin

by mymaneee June 24, 2022

ocky edwin

- a cute adorable octopus that slays
- loves onion juice
- loves to boogy

ocky edwin was found boogying

by iris. June 12, 2022