Draper

Well endowed above the seven inch normal penis with foreskin

That is one large bulge in his pants, I’m guessing he’s a draper.

by ECFan May 14, 2019

dryver's license

A "restricted" motor-vehicle operator's card dat either (1) forbids you from operating your car during wet/snowy weather, and/or (2) mandates dat you be absolutely sober (i.e., "dry") before getting behind da wheel.

If you are super-klutzy about doing your wash, da laundromat might issue you a restricted-access (i.e., you must ask an attendant for supervision/assistance in loading your washed-but-still-damp clothes) dryver's license, too, since they would be concerned about your puttin' your careless cotton-pickin' paws on any of their expensive heat-tumbler machines.

by QuacksO May 18, 2020

Dryer shopping

Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.

F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?

M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.

by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020

Dayper

The way justin and his dumb family says diaper

Yo Nana, you got a spare dayper? I just shit in mine

by Madhart0117 September 6, 2020

Dryer Lint

A yummy meal.

Dryer lint is a yummy meal.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 30, 2021

dryer monster

call ur gf this when she dry

hey girl dryer monster :)

by girlygalluvxx July 14, 2021

drupert

The name of a red nerds Christmas candy container with a green Santa hat. It was manufactured in the mid-80’s and is shaped like the nerds mascot.

James: Wow, you’re a collector? What’s your prized possession?

Adam: Oh, my prized possession is Drupert.

by MeepsiePie July 21, 2023