explosive diarrhea

Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.

Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop

by nUk July 27, 2005

dork diaries

A comic strip about a girl's daily life and written by Rachel Reneé Russell symbolising her wet dream. A total rip-off from the Wimpy Kid series. Some are actually creative while others are too childish.

Girl: Do you read Dork Diaries?

Guy: Just a few strips, yes. I gotta say, the author has an active imagination of how a modern, trendy, teenage girl's lifestyle should be. A total weirdo, shy and extrovert she is and gives me a sense of enjoyment after a long day of hard work. I have some strips of the series at my home.

Girl: I'm glad we share the same idea! We should exchange our knowledge of Dork Diaries some time! Oh, and I can give you some other latest series I have, if you're interested!

by LaserImouto February 22, 2022

next level diarrhea

Feces that has ascended past the liquid state (diarrhea) and into the gaseous state. Evacuates from the bowels in the form of very malodorous and suspiciously damp flatulence.

This next level diarrhea has me living in fear that i'm gonna shit myself.

by Makan November 26, 2011

Formal Diarrhea

When you are away from home and are overcome with the urge to blow mud. The feeling is so fierce, that you must A. Go home to pour dung or B. Head to an establishment with a nice, clean bathroom setting. Tie preferred, no jacket required.

"Man, I was at work and needed to broadcast feces, but there was a co-worker in the stall next to me. Rather than paint the bowel there, I headed home to have Formal Diarrhea ."

by King Festus August 9, 2006

diarrhea

Extreme pooing. Uncontrolled and without warning. Can also be associated with wetness and loud noises. Can be violent or explosive.

Your face smells like fucking diarrhea

by Rizz March 7, 2005

diarrealize

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

[diarrhea]

A thing that guys always do at there friends house after a night of fizzy juice and fast food. Eventhough you don't want to doit you cant help it and your friends think your jackin' off in the bathroom when you are actually squirting your insides into your good friends shitter

He constantly strained as squirt after squirt of ungodly pain diarrhea lit is buttocks aflame

by Pineapple Sadness October 11, 2008