Diarmaid 

A pasty black haired irish boy with brown eyes (usually bordered by eye liner). His pedantic-ness is unparalleled. Plays drums for a little band called repeat. Will correct any quote if even incorrect by a syllable. Loves arguments but is comical through and through.

Typical quote: "No, no , you're wrong"
"Actually in that scene he says....."

Diarmaid by Alkaline clock December 27, 2004

Diarmaid 

A small boy with size 1 shoes.Sexually attracted to Pokémon

Diarmaid is such a small Child

Diarmaid by HiISeeU November 17, 2018

Diarmaid 

Small person size 1 in shoe Sexually attracted to Pokémon

Diarmaid loves Pokémon

Diarmaid by HiISeeU November 17, 2018

Diarmaid 

Diarmaid is a name of royal significance. In ancient times, kin of royalty possessing the blood of the throbbing cock God 'Zeus' were named Diarmaid as an indicator to all the women that this guy is packing large meat and top-shelf juice (of the kind that the ladies like).

Sterile and flacid-peniled individuals were conversely named 'Diarmuid' as an indicator of infertility (out of the womb). Diarmuids were often used as foot-stools or feet-sucklers.

Modern Archaeological data approximating in the Southern Ireland region has uncovered the potato-fabric-woven patches that Diarmuids would be forced to wear during this period. The center of these circle badges would be a 'U', signifying the 'U suck' slogan that was often administered to the Diarmuids. Diamond-encrusted cock rings could be found in relation to Diarmaid-dense areas (DDAs), often speculated to control the fertility of these men "cos they might get all the gyals preggers".

Girl: Mum I want a Diarmaid for christmas

Mother: We have a Diarmaid at home

Diarmuid at home: *crying in the corner, sweeping his tears into a cup*

Diarmaid by uuurlandismaine January 11, 2024

Diarmuid 

REALLY hot guy with a big dick, usually has freckles and brown hair.

Girl 1: DAMNNNN that guy's a Diarmuid
Girl 2: Yeah bet he's got a huge dick

Diarmuid by rtuhifbvducdh November 17, 2014

Diarmuid 

Diarmuid is a god amongst men he has the biggest cock on earth. with the ability to crush a person under its weight

Praise be to Diarmuid

Diarmuid by 0........................ 0 April 14, 2020

Diarmuid 

A Warrior. In Irish myth he was the dude who ran away with Fionn McCughall's wife. He was also good at climbing. Nowadays Diarmuids are generally of a good stock. Although often confused with the inferior anglo bastardisations of the proper name such as Dermot, Dermott and Diarmaid. Due to their relative rarity they tend to be unique, always quick witted, charming and easy going and It's probably worth noting that the name translates from the Gaelic as 'Without Fear or Envy'.

Noun: A sly motherfucker who'll wind you up and win your respect in the process with his acid tongue.

You better get offa my mother Diarmuid you crazy, charming bastard.

Diarmuid by reynard the fox March 27, 2011