A pasty black haired irish boy with brown eyes (usually bordered by eye liner). His pedantic-ness is unparalleled. Plays drums for a little band called repeat. Will correct any quote if even incorrect by a syllable. Loves arguments but is comical through and through.
by Alkaline clock December 27, 2004
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by HiISeeU November 17, 2018
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Get the Diarmaid mug.Diarmaid is a name of royal significance. In ancient times, kin of royalty possessing the blood of the throbbing cock God 'Zeus' were named Diarmaid as an indicator to all the women that this guy is packing large meat and top-shelf juice (of the kind that the ladies like).
Sterile and flacid-peniled individuals were conversely named 'Diarmuid' as an indicator of infertility (out of the womb). Diarmuids were often used as foot-stools or feet-sucklers.
Modern Archaeological data approximating in the Southern Ireland region has uncovered the potato-fabric-woven patches that Diarmuids would be forced to wear during this period. The center of these circle badges would be a 'U', signifying the 'U suck' slogan that was often administered to the Diarmuids. Diamond-encrusted cock rings could be found in relation to Diarmaid-dense areas (DDAs), often speculated to control the fertility of these men "cos they might get all the gyals preggers".
Sterile and flacid-peniled individuals were conversely named 'Diarmuid' as an indicator of infertility (out of the womb). Diarmuids were often used as foot-stools or feet-sucklers.
Modern Archaeological data approximating in the Southern Ireland region has uncovered the potato-fabric-woven patches that Diarmuids would be forced to wear during this period. The center of these circle badges would be a 'U', signifying the 'U suck' slogan that was often administered to the Diarmuids. Diamond-encrusted cock rings could be found in relation to Diarmaid-dense areas (DDAs), often speculated to control the fertility of these men "cos they might get all the gyals preggers".
Girl: Mum I want a Diarmaid for christmas
Mother: We have a Diarmaid at home
Diarmuid at home: *crying in the corner, sweeping his tears into a cup*
Mother: We have a Diarmaid at home
Diarmuid at home: *crying in the corner, sweeping his tears into a cup*
by uuurlandismaine January 11, 2024
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Praise be to Diarmuid
by 0........................ 0 April 14, 2020
Get the Diarmuid mug.A Warrior. In Irish myth he was the dude who ran away with Fionn McCughall's wife. He was also good at climbing. Nowadays Diarmuids are generally of a good stock. Although often confused with the inferior anglo bastardisations of the proper name such as Dermot, Dermott and Diarmaid. Due to their relative rarity they tend to be unique, always quick witted, charming and easy going and It's probably worth noting that the name translates from the Gaelic as 'Without Fear or Envy'.
Noun: A sly motherfucker who'll wind you up and win your respect in the process with his acid tongue.
Noun: A sly motherfucker who'll wind you up and win your respect in the process with his acid tongue.
by reynard the fox March 27, 2011
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