When your girlfriend, wife, or daughter has a curvy body that will make you want to pull a shotgun on anyone who was staring at them too hard.
See Mary and Arthur are fine, but it’s you Ann you have Shotgun Curves so I have to look out for you.
by President Poverty June 9, 2019

A girl who is large around the mid section, and instead of having many curves like attractive girls do. She has but one curve at the mid section, starting thin towards the head then gets wider and gets thinner toward the feet.
by baddleeroybrown September 6, 2010

When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.
by Gotcha_T February 6, 2018

“Yo this bitch is annoying af”
“Umbrella curve her bruh”
“Shit u right, 🌂”
“I’m finna umbrella curve the fuck out of Alena”
“Umbrella curve her bruh”
“Shit u right, 🌂”
“I’m finna umbrella curve the fuck out of Alena”
by Ggmoneyyyybb January 14, 2018

Randy: "Yo robby, look at these fat dubs on my whip"
Robby: "that shit curves fo show... Fo damn shoo"
Robby: "that shit curves fo show... Fo damn shoo"
by Streetplaya626 August 1, 2015

by Huggibear88 January 19, 2010

by hellomyhoney December 24, 2009
