cruncher

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.

Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!

by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003

crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.

Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.

by Conan the Grammarian April 9, 2009

Crenched

The state of being after one is buzzed but not completely intoxicated.

Person 1: Hey did you end up going to that party last night?

Person 2: No I decided just to hang with my buddies and get a little crenched.

by Big Meaty June 26, 2018

crunchers

best minecraft player of all time, has never lost a minecraft match ever

usually seen shitting on ziblackinggg

dude, crunchers is just the fucking BEST

by crunchers October 25, 2019

crutched

Past tense for aiding or helping someone

My teamates crutched me in that game i wouldnt have been able to win without them

by LSDLSDLSDLSDLSD November 19, 2020

Cruncher

Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.

I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.

by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021