crumplin'

Can be used in a lot of situations; someone giving you a bad look, someone "hatin'", etc.

"Why that nigga crumplin'?"

by Tassha October 20, 2005

Crumplerump

An orgy amongst Furry practitioners, typically stacked at least three Furrys high.

Twinkle and Glenn tag-teamed The Badger last night at the Crumplerump.

by FurrBurrrger January 2, 2011

Crumplemore

Someone who is completely lazy and will not do what you asked them to do no matter what it is. Even when A Crumplemore says he will do it he will just keep saying hold on a minute. Another use for the word is for someone who leaves calls randomly and feeds in league of legends.

Wow, Hes never going to download that file, Hes such a Crumplemore.

by Marcus Thatcher September 19, 2014

chumptatorship

a rulership of chumps when the true pwnstars cannot attain victory

*sitting down at a poker table in Vegas*
"This looks like a chumptatorship!"

by DustinOwens July 1, 2006

Crumpin' Fuglies

When two SERIOUSLY ugly people have sex.

The darker side of "bumping uglies"

Q: Where's Fat G.?

A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.

by da' guv January 8, 2011

crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.

Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.

by jhndrdgg October 5, 2011

shit crumpet

A greeting to a good friend.2 a dried piece of crap.

Hey shit crumpet!

by John Davis June 15, 2003