Cockerel Eyes

how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow

"You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morning squire!"

"You eyes are like Cockerel eyes embedded in a man's face!"

by andybased May 6, 2008

cockbred

A straight guy who is raised by two gay parents and then later himself turns gay.

Yo Oscar, check out this fuckin' cockbred sunovabitch ova there! Poor guy can't get a girl to stay at his crib 'coz his dads are always pluggin' it in the other room...

by James Werdsbond December 25, 2010

Chris Crocker

Chris is a proud gay youtuber whom acts in all his videos apart from his "leave britney alone" video which is how he got famous. All of the people who slag him off are stupid and homophobic, Chris Crocker is just letting out his opinion and there's idiots just slagging him off for no reason.

homophobe "err chris crocker is so gay for talking about britney"

me "shut the hell up you ignrant idiot"

by AcidicAnnie December 30, 2008

cockeyed

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to be cockeyed, or alternatively, to have cock in the eye

that chick's cockeyed

by fkr July 30, 2003

Crookered

To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.

Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!

by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006

Betty Crocker

1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.

2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.

1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."

2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.

by Elizafox November 19, 2016

Crocker

A large man that targets individuals that are percieved to have power and then does tremendous job of brown nosing and ass kissing.

When I saw you with the CEO of our company, I knew you were pulling a crocker.

by Michel M December 28, 2005