Como Park

a nieghborhood/park in st paul minn. borders the infamous rice street and the suburb of roseville minn. its home to the como zoo, the como park conservatory, como lake (named after the lake in italy), como pool, the "pits", como golf course and my favorite "creamy cone" (way better and cheaper than DQ). its home to the hmong vesival every year because of the big size in the hmong population, one of the biggest in the US. used to be blue collar area until recently when yuppies (took away massive bike jumps cuz they mariconos and thought it made the scenery better if they had more trees) diceded to move in. now rich people and relativly poor people live here. but still kids from private schools don't go into como cuz they think they gonna get shot and dumped into the lake. some people from como use "CP" in their tags

COMO KID: hey u guys wanna watch the game @ my house?

PRIVATE SCHOOL KIDS: sure where u live?

COMO KID: como park

PRIVATE SCHOOL KID: WWHHAATT!! i'll get shot by 789566224 hmongs an' they'll dump me in the lake!! HELLA NO!!

COMO KID: u r a racist, sheltered, dumbass piece of foreskin

by don_corleone November 10, 2008

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Comet Hale-Bopp

a spectacular comet that graced our skies in 1996 - 1997. It lead to lots of stupid New Age speculation due to the "prophecy" and angel-encounter end-of-the-millenium bullshit that was going on in near the end of the 20th century. There were cult suicides, and superstitious predictions that did not come true. It was very prominent in the sky in early to mid 1997. Dubbed the "Comet of the Century", Hale-Bopp was a thrill to see and a once in a lifetime event, although you can't tell when the next comet "biggie" may come our way.

Comet Hale-Bopp was discovered by the American astronomers Alan Hale and Thomas Bopp.

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The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

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comete un mojon

To tell someone to eat shit.

Loko comete un mojon.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

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vomit comet

Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.

Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

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