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Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"
by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009
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cockbrain

when the male uses his cock as a secondary brain, often resulting in unfortunate choices and loss of girlfriend and or bodily harm caused by aforementioned girlfriend.
man i was so cockbrain last night, i had a great time but my girlfriend kicked me in the sack this morning
by IMMA MAN December 3, 2009
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half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.
You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!
by RobbyPants June 27, 2007
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Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.
Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you
by Buster Miller October 29, 2011
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cocked

by Anonymous January 7, 2003
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chockers

that box is chockers

see also chock-a-block
by Colin m September 17, 2005
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cold cocked

I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.
by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008
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