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Coach K Chicken

A form of fried chicken created by Beatrice Middleton. Done by marinating the chicken in blueberry juice, thus imparting a blue color and sweet flavor. It is often eaten before Duke games to get into the mood to win. It was named after Duke basketball coach Mike "Coach K" Krzyzewski. Beatrice just happens to be friends with him being an alumnus of Duke herself.
Beatrice: Hey honey, are you hungry? I'm fixing you some Coach K Chicken. This is devilishly delicious!

Bryant: How do you make it? It looks like it tastes good.

Beatrice: You marinate the chicken in blueberry juice. It makes it sweet. Turns it a really pretty shade of blue, too. (screaming) GO BLUE DEVILS!

Coach K: Well if it isn't Beatrice Middleton herself. I hear you're making my chicken. I'm pretty hungry. The boys just had a big game. We smashed NC State good!

Beatrice: Okay, its almost done. (fries the chicken) Here, try this. See what you think of it.

(Coach K and Bryant try the chicken)

Bryant: Wow! This blueberry juice really pops. Its like a blueberry in my mouth.

Coach K: Good one, Beatrice! I haven't had this in a long time. I'm gonna have to teach the guys how to make this.

Beatrice: Well, if Coach K likes it, everyone will! This Gunny Granny sure can cook! Hey, there's a Duke game on. Let's take it in the living room, boys. This is going to be sweet. This is one kickin' chicken!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 18, 2011
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Coach Z

Dont try to fade this wanna be rapper coach! He is the coach of some wierd sports game Homestar plays. has a (z) emblem on his green suit. I kinda like him. Just dont try to fade him!
And now i'd like to perform my hip hop single! "These people try to fade me"!
A one two A one two!~coach z
Sorry wer'e all out of tape.~homestar
by TheSneak July 31, 2003
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Coach Killer

Any dumb or accidental action that causes an enormous let down, especially if it occurs at a critical time.

The term originates from sports, especially Rugby League, where "Coach Killers" are any dumb, accidental or glory-seeking plays occur which fall short of expectations. This term can be applied to any action which hopes or expectations were high, and one has the ability to adequately complete the task, however, the person manages to make a mistake, resulting in an unimpressive result.

In a Rugby League sense, a coach killer would be when a player, who could easily score by simply touching the ball on the ground, attempts to impress the crowd with a glory seeking dive, which results in the ball being dropped. This is especially true at critical moments of the game, such as when the scores are tied, or when scores are tight. The term originally referred to the player's coach, who, suffering a severe let-down, is metaphorically 'killed' by poorly executed play.
"Did ya get away with it?"

"Nah mate, old mate saw me and dobbed me in. Didn't think he'd do that"

"Bloody coach killer"
by rozza1 November 10, 2013
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Coach Waters

There's an urban legend at South Aiken High School saying that if you go into the girls locker room and say "Coach Waters" three times, he will appear. Just don't get caught in his classroom after hours.
Girl: Coach Waters, Coach Waters, Coach Waters!
Coach: Hi, young lady.
by Bleh__ July 29, 2017
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Coach-Face

Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.
man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced
by Keith Hart March 24, 2007
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Coach Z

A coach/rapper who will drink up all the Hennessey you got on your shelf. He also has a very odd way of saying certain words (i.e. job-JORB).
Hey Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove- a do rear a do rick a do rear a do rick
by Seymour Butz August 14, 2003
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Coach Z

Coach Z has definitely not a Boston accent... he does drop his R's sometimes (and adds them in other times), but it's honestly more of a midwestern accent than anything by the rest of his speech. That, and he just plain says things WRONG sometimes. I couldn't say why he has that accent though. He just does. :)
»The King's gone mad with power! He's going to eat The Chort
by Jorb November 3, 2003
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