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ball clicker

Once in a great while a mans sack will hang lower than normal. At this time when there hanging low, you can attempt this. First you take one testie in your hand drawing it back away from the other. Then letting it go to free fall towards the other testie. This principal is based on the ball clickers you see on desks of buiness people.
I tried the ball clicker on myself.
by zacherzach January 4, 2007
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chris crocker

A gay preacher posting his videos on MySpace and YouTube. Many of his videos are of him talking about todays society and some of them are even of him dancing and singing
Chris Crocker's MySpace is myspace.com/itschriscrocker

His YouTube account is youtube.com/itschriscrocker
by haf953 December 9, 2008
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betty crocker dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007
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reverse betty crocker

when two fingers are placed in the ass and one in the vagina....the reverse is the shocker
by brettravo April 26, 2006
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cockery

Means to be thoroughly rocked via cock. Can be split up into cock rockery, or just plain cock rocked.
That game is pure cockery, it's insanely delicious.

Dude you just got cock rocked by a paraplegic!
by spirishman August 13, 2006
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Cocker Locker

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.
Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!
by Ingdal February 12, 2009
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clocked on

Literally means 'realised' or 'understood', virtually always said after just - just clocked on (just realised)
Person A: "Oh, he was joking."

Person B: "Yeah, I just clocked on."
by Spice Tropics May 6, 2013
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