When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.
Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
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