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Italian Christmas Dinner

When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.
Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
by snicjn njscsaijn February 19, 2021
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a Kirby Christmas

When unwanted Niggas show up at your house to welch.
Who are those NIGGAS over there eating my birthday cake, what the fuck is this a Kirby Christmas.
by Gypsy Son October 11, 2011
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fucking around the christmas tree

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..
by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016
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Christmahanakwanzaka

An amalgamation of the major winter holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa) into one big non-denominational bastard holiday. Usually used in greeting form when the recipient's beliefs are unknown.
Hey Bob, Happy Christmahanakwanzaka!
by LucentPhoenix December 9, 2008
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Jigaboo Christmas

When a KFC opens in a prominently black neighborhood
Kenny: Yo Tyrone i jus got my welfare check

Tyrone: Watcha gonna buy?

Kenny: Well it's Jigaboo Christmas down here, so Ima pick me and my baby mamma up a 6 piece wing and a bucket son.
by MCGLide May 15, 2007
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christmas cracker

Christmas Cracker: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged turd, the product of over indulgance
Desmond took half an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a 'Christmas cracker'
by eddythebastard April 13, 2016
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Christmas

A widely celebrated end-of-the-year profit scam.
Ah, Christmas... the time to total your credit cards in complete disregard of Jesus Christ's birthday.
by stop it loser December 23, 2007
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