Chromebibliaphobia

Severe fear/ disgust of the Google Chromebook due to its limited privacy and functionality.

Human 1: "I got the new HP Chromebook 13!"

Human 2: *Screams in terror* "Get that horrific device away from me, I have Chromebibliaphobia!"

by W2081d May 1, 2017

Chroma

Colour

Omg the chroma of the leaf is so AESTHETIC

by Toiruu June 28, 2018

Chromeo and Juuliet

It is a story about Romeo with an extra chromosome and Juliet who likes to hit juuls.

After that I might get my own copy of Chromeo and Juuliet.

by Badger McBadgerson March 7, 2019

Chromebook

A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.

Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"

by ramsenn February 26, 2021

Chaomi

Chaomi is a very, very nice ship name. These two people should get together so it would make this year much better. Although these two people may not agree, everyone else does so do it. And Naomi, we know you really love chase so don’t pretend like you don’t. Chase, just love Naomi even though she may be a pain in the ass. Thank you.

*Naomi and Chase flirt* omg chaomi moment.

by uwu baka July 18, 2021

Chrome Users

Incels that are absolutely retarded and have no idea that their life is completely meaningless and that they should die. They're so fucking dumb, holy shit i can't believe it. They should not deserve life, i actually am about to kill one. My blood pressure skyrocket whenever i go to someone's house and see on their god damn fucking computer chrome opened. I just can't believe how insane they are. I hope they go to the 9th circle of hell, they are crazy. Anyone who doesn't use chrome, i bless them. Praise the non-brainwashed.

Chrome Users : My whole family was murdered!!!
Firefox User : You should have used Firefox.

by Demofisher December 30, 2021

Google chrome

Google chrome is the browser you go to when you are too retarded to find another browser.

The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit

Matt: Hey I found this cool browser called brave
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.

by HugeEgoVirgin March 20, 2021