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Pork-chopping

To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop
I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!
by JoshGuar February 8, 2015
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Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016
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Chopping Carrot's

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.
Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.
by GrebbyRolf September 29, 2010
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chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'
"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."
by Alessa November 10, 2008
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Chumping

Going for a bum or bumming men
Fancy a chump?

Matt: What u up to tonight?

Tom: Nothing much, just a spot of chumping
by Battyymannlover1212 June 23, 2009
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Chumping

Nice chumping bro, those kids didn't see you coming! I'm so embarrassed I ever planked!
by coolguy1984 July 5, 2011
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chumping

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking
by paulnz1 July 5, 2011
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