A wild, frenzied state of mind and emotion aroused by intense anger, excitement, or surprise that can be compared to the primitive behavior of an ape-like creature
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A simple minded, and often single-tasked employee. Although chimployees are not required to perform difficult tasks, those tasks they do perform are often done poorly. The butt of many jokes, the chimployee rarely goes above and beyond the efforts of other, more effective employees. Given half a chance, the chimployee will usually act like a moron.
"Hey Dan, did you see the chimployee they hired to replace the lightbulbs in Building B?"
"Yeah. I tried to talk to him about breakfast and he nearly fell off the scaffold."
"Yeah. I tried to talk to him about breakfast and he nearly fell off the scaffold."
by meowbiskit November 20, 2009
Get the Chimployee mug.The fat stupid guy at work that sucks up to the boss, spouts simplistic platitudes, and thinks he is more experienced because he has worked there 20 years but you always seem to be fixing his fuck ups.
The office chimp at work came over to help me. I just wanted him to get away from me because he annoys me and he fucks things up all the time.
"There's no 'I' in team, that's what I always say." The office chimp stated.
Just to be a dick to him and hopefully drive him away, I brought up Maureen's promotion that he was hoping to get.
"It's okay, good things come to those who wait. I will get it next time." The office chimp replied.
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought to myself. Would you just go the fuck away.
Our boss walked by, and the office chimp stopped what he was doing and fucked up the order of my documents in the process.
"How are you doing today Frank?" the office chimp said overly cheerful.
Frank answered, "Good, glad to see you helping out over here."
"Got to teach these young guys, I have been here 20 years and they can learn a lot from me. Of course the people are our most important asset too! We wouldn't be anywhere without them and we need to step in and show we appreciate them." the fucking moron office chimp said.
"There's no 'I' in team, that's what I always say." The office chimp stated.
Just to be a dick to him and hopefully drive him away, I brought up Maureen's promotion that he was hoping to get.
"It's okay, good things come to those who wait. I will get it next time." The office chimp replied.
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought to myself. Would you just go the fuck away.
Our boss walked by, and the office chimp stopped what he was doing and fucked up the order of my documents in the process.
"How are you doing today Frank?" the office chimp said overly cheerful.
Frank answered, "Good, glad to see you helping out over here."
"Got to teach these young guys, I have been here 20 years and they can learn a lot from me. Of course the people are our most important asset too! We wouldn't be anywhere without them and we need to step in and show we appreciate them." the fucking moron office chimp said.
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Get the random chimp event mug.The values of the modern conservative or rather chimpservitive. Chimpism is a combination of white nationalist aka racism, fascism, pseudo science such as climate change being fake and calling clumps of cells "babies" and arachno capitalist feudalism. Chimpservitives devolved into Chimpism when Barak Obama became president of the United States.
Anyone who whines about socialism is guilty of chimpism. Despite the fact they they mooch off socialist programs on a daily basis.
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Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!
by NESMonster February 2, 2004
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