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Chimployee

A simple minded, and often single-tasked employee. Although chimployees are not required to perform difficult tasks, those tasks they do perform are often done poorly. The butt of many jokes, the chimployee rarely goes above and beyond the efforts of other, more effective employees. Given half a chance, the chimployee will usually act like a moron.
"Hey Dan, did you see the chimployee they hired to replace the lightbulbs in Building B?"

"Yeah. I tried to talk to him about breakfast and he nearly fell off the scaffold."
Chimployee by meowbiskit November 20, 2009
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