lightbulbs

A light source which can be considered fun to look at while high

"wow look at that lightbulbs" says christian

"Its like the blood in my arms" says john the emo

lightbulbs by Chrsitain Baker December 28, 2005

lightbulbs

i like lightbulbs. therefore i like homebase as they sell light bulbs. go to homebase!

The dust collects on light bulbs,Whatever shall we do?
I tried to clean it with a duster,
But it turned to sticky goo.

The light used to shine so brightly,
But now it’s gone away.
It seems as though the darkness,
Is here to always to stay.

What happened to my light bulb?
It used to shine so bright.
Now it’s always dark here,
What happened to the light?
The dust it is so dusty,
Believe me when I say,
Dust your light bulbs daily,
Or you will truly pay.

lightbulbs by lora December 21, 2004

Lightbulbs

lightbulbs are squares! don’t believe me? look it up! Right here on urban dictionary, just serch square lightbulbs!

Lightbulbs are squares!!!

Lightbulbs by edenmae March 29, 2019

lightbulb bitch 

when you and your friends have led light strips and that one friend has an led lightbulb instead

it can also be used as an insult

V: Yeah, I have LED lights too
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch

S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch

lightbulb bitch by badbitcclesbian January 7, 2021

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.

Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.

lightbulb tan by that guy888888 December 25, 2010

LightRules Moment 

Noun; Temporary loss of all common sense and logic usually resulting in a silly remark, comment or question. Similar but much, much worse than a "Blond Moment", a "Brain Fade" or a "Senior Moment". Etymology attributed to user name, LightRules on a photography forum, term now known to be in general use in 7 countries around the world.

Why won't my camera shoot fast when I have selected SLOW mode? is a LightRules Moment question.

LightRules Moment by Pete POTN March 7, 2012