lightbulbs
lightbulbs by Chrsitain Baker December 28, 2005
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lightbulbs
The dust collects on light bulbs,Whatever shall we do?
I tried to clean it with a duster,
But it turned to sticky goo.
The light used to shine so brightly,
But now it’s gone away.
It seems as though the darkness,
Is here to always to stay.
What happened to my light bulb?
It used to shine so bright.
Now it’s always dark here,
What happened to the light?
The dust it is so dusty,
Believe me when I say,
Dust your light bulbs daily,
Or you will truly pay.
I tried to clean it with a duster,
But it turned to sticky goo.
The light used to shine so brightly,
But now it’s gone away.
It seems as though the darkness,
Is here to always to stay.
What happened to my light bulb?
It used to shine so bright.
Now it’s always dark here,
What happened to the light?
The dust it is so dusty,
Believe me when I say,
Dust your light bulbs daily,
Or you will truly pay.
lightbulbs by lora December 21, 2004
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Lightbulbs
lightbulbs are squares! don’t believe me? look it up! Right here on urban dictionary, just serch square lightbulbs!
Lightbulbs are squares!!!
Lightbulbs by edenmae March 29, 2019
lightbulb bitch
when you and your friends have led light strips and that one friend has an led lightbulb instead
it can also be used as an insult
it can also be used as an insult
V: Yeah, I have LED lights too
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch
S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch
S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch
lightbulb bitch by badbitcclesbian January 7, 2021
not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier
as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013
lightbulb tan
A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.
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LightRules Moment
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LightRules Moment by Pete POTN March 7, 2012
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