tourists

A group of people nobody knows where comes from. Tourists love warmth, fjords, bad music, and funny hats. Tourists is people that much of the time is in another place than home. Tourists are always where they're not suppose to be.

See. Tourist. Run.

by The boy who picked flowers and made people sing May 21, 2003

tourists

Tourists come in the worst form in tropical regions such as Florida, Southern California, but worst of all in the island chain of Hawaii, especially on the island of Oahu. They cause traffic jams, crowd the surf spots (and cause obstructions), and act like complete fools. often spotted with a fat wallet (easy pickins) and wearing a fake flower lei and the same aloha attire as the rest of his family.

-white tourist: "excuse me, can u point me in the direction of the "like-like" highway?"
-another white tourist: "hey look at me! *throws energetic shaka* aloooohaaaa!"
-asian tourist: "arohaaa! we love haraii!" *peace sign*
local: "go home tourists!"

by Seville BLVD August 22, 2006

tourists

People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs.

We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists.

by Mascha December 15, 2007

tourists

Annoying fucks who crowd the streets of Salem and make it difficult for me to do anything.They ask me for directions and ask if i can walk them to a bathroom.Once they asked a good friend of mine if they could park on her lawn.

Those tourists are crowding around the Harrisons Comic store.Lousy fucks.

by Pyromatic November 16, 2003

gawk of tourists

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists

It's a variation of the Eiffel Tower you still have the guy standing getting head and the guy doing the girl in the ass but then you have another guy underneath doing her in the vag the two guys up top slap hands and you have two additional guys getting hand jobs from the woman on the sides.

"So me and the boys Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists a bitch after two of her buds came in, whopped their cocks out and became tourists"

by WeWe Baguette December 10, 2019

sexual tourists

Usually straightpeople who are in relationships with people of the opposite sex who have tendencies to have minor sexual encounters with ones own gender.

I though this was a gay bar? Its full of sexual tourists!

by mucho man June 4, 2003