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Cancer

Caillou: Mommy, why don't I have hair?
Mom: You have cancer, YEET!
by Cheetos_017 March 12, 2019
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cancer of the prick

Being ineffectual in nearly everything that you do...
"I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."
by Christophe Graham May 18, 2006
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Canmerica

The region that includes both Canada and the United States, but not Mexico. Used by sensitive Canadians who feel left out of US culture but don't want to say "North America" because that would include Mexico, and they diffent down dere.
Where does this zombie movie take place?

I dunno, some generic town in Canmerica I guess.

You mean America?

No, well, it's filmed in Vancouver, so maybe it takes place in BC?

Probably not.

Yeah, probably not.
by Snorth February 7, 2013
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Thought Cancer™

The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.
You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?

You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:

Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?

Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.
by WeASeL_Antigua July 1, 2011
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Libra and cancer

Libra and Cancer are a royal capability.The Libra will stay by Cancer’s side forever.And cancer will be there to help.You can coincided cancer as a hot bodyguard.And Libra as a sensitive stripper.
-oh wow what a nice couple mmm the guy is so cute
-Yeah it’s Libra and cancer going together.They always together.
by Sensei- November 30, 2020
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throat cancer

when a female gives bad fellatio
James: Man, don't mess with Tiffanie!
Jacob: Why not??
James: She got throat cancer!!!!
by Konnevil October 5, 2007
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cancer farts

When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin
by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017
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