Cuban cigar

A safe for work term used when referring to your penis!

Hey guess what..I gave my wife that cuban cigar she was asking for yesterday! And she didn't wanna take it outta her mouth!

Or * man pat you look happy today?
Pat: yeah man gave my wife took her cuban cigar this morning and thorough enjoyed it*

by Hom2436 January 23, 2018

PINK CIGAR

another name given to a man's schlong.

damn, that biatch knows how to smoke a pink cigar!!!

by darryl e January 29, 2004

cigar

Sometimes, only a cigar.

Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.--Freud

by Buce August 26, 2005

cigarettes

how to say "i don't give a fucking fuck" without really saying it

yeah i got yellow teeth, bad breath, one lung, no voicebox, and stage four terminal cancer.

but i don't fucking give a fuck. i'll show you, pass me my fuckin cigarettes.

by dane's boy April 27, 2008

Swedish cigar

When you fuck a girl in the ass without a condom, and right before you come you stick it in her mouth.

Damn, I gave Janine a Swedish cigar to smoke last night.

by ihavetocomeupwithastupidname? March 12, 2010

cigarette

Tobacco, rolled in a paper. Then smoked. Most of the time contains a filter. Cigarettes kill you. I love them. I love the way they smell, I love the way they taste, I love the way they feel. They will kill me and I am fine with that. If you don't love them, don't smoke and shut the fuck up.

"Cigarettes are bad for you."
"If people like you didn't exsist I wouldn't have to smoke."

by jakeisuseless March 9, 2005

cigarette smoking man

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.

by owlatrice April 27, 2004