bollo

extremely drunk

john was completely bollo at the gig last night, he fell asleep on the jacks floor with his pants around his ankles

by shplah September 22, 2010

bollinger

n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting

Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.

by Gary Stuckenschneider July 15, 2006

Full Boll Weevil

1. Full Boll Weevil

Losing control of all bodily functions while still remaining conscious as a result of heavy drinking, resulting in puking, pissing, and shitting yourself at the exact same moment in time, but not being able to do anything about it.

"Sheesh, what the hell’s up with Doc? He’s flat on the ground, face-up, and smiling out there in the cold!"
"Oh, man, he just did the Full Boll Weevil after drinking too many Cuba Libres and smoking too much KB."
"Poor SOB needs a shower and a complete change of clothes!"

by The Evil Boll Weevil December 26, 2008

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

Twatty Bollocks

You. Now fuck off.

Oi you, Twatty Bollocks

by Some bloke24654 November 11, 2010

Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007

brollie

1. A device for protection from the weather consisting of a collapsible, usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
2. A shortened, more hip name for an umbrella

"it's raining in sheets! make sure to grab your brollie!"

by Skye Winters January 7, 2006