Boomer Flu

The fully contracted flu illness brought on by exposure to coronavirus COVID-19. Since the most vulnerable people to the virus are the old, fat, and unwell, that puts Baby Boomers squarely in the cross-hairs of the pandemic. The disease is lethal to about 2% of all victims, but is lethal to at least 5% of any loser born before 1960, and higher if you have heart disease, high blood pressure, diabeetus, asthma, gout, goiters, conservative politics, or general stupidity. See also: Trump Flu

"I think nana may have come down with the Boomer Flu!"
"Why?"
"She's super sick, and she just got back from her Asian cruise and brought back all this dirty paper money!"

by ToddUncommon March 9, 2020

Okay, Boomer

A statement used to indicate how disconnected an older traditional person is from the rest of society (particularly a person from the 'Baby Boomer' generation).

Boomer: Back then, we kept our doors unlocked, children played outside, and we f***ed our wives while looking them in the eye.

*Younger person while having sexual intercourse using the doggy style position*

Young Person: Okay, Boomer.

by isthisrain October 22, 2019

baby boomer

The people who are destroying social security.

"Those baby boomers are taking all our money!!!"

by Stripex November 2, 2005

Baby Boomers

The generation born from 1943 to 1960. Towards the end of World War II, there was a surge in births hence the name "Baby Boom". During the 1960s, the Baby Boomers made up the core of the Counterculture, opposed to the Vietnam War and the Establishment. They are the parents of Generation X (born from 1961-1981) and Generation Y (born from 1982-2003).

The Baby Boomers protested the Establishment extensively in the 1960s which is ironic since today, most of the Boomers make up the Establishment.

by M. Wiesner Jr. May 29, 2004

boomerware

Software for boomers.

*cracks open monster* Now Windows XP, THAT was a good OS. - Typical Boomerware user

by xDDDDDroflmaoxddd December 29, 2018

Boomer Rumor

Those annoying, unproven claims spread by old people (IE Caffeine stunts kids' growth, video games rot your brain, etc)

*Kid having coffee*

Old guy: "Hey kid ya know caffeine stunts yer growth!"

Kid: "Quit it with the Boomer Rumor!"

by Mr. big E. September 28, 2019

Boomerang Burp

When you burp into someone’s butthole and they fart it back into your mouth.

Guy: dude I have to burp
Me: hurry up and burp into my butthole We can do a boomerang burp

by TOPHman5000 June 12, 2020