Engineering

A college major for those who love calculus, physics and pulling all-nighters.

I majored in Electrical Engineering because it will guarantee a monotonous job if I manage to graduate.

by Flopsy September 26, 2004

engineering

The life force of all man kind.

Engineering is amazing.

by Commander Epic June 19, 2011

Engineer desk

The state of having incredible amounts of seemingly unrelated technical items on a desk, out of which only the owner can make sense. Such items usually include circuit boards, drafting diagrams, mechanical devices, power cords, and half-empty cans of soda.

"Christ, I'm so disorganized. I'm suffering from a severe case of engineer desk."

by chopit January 23, 2009

nuclear engineering

A type of engineering that's ridiculously hard for most people.

Hey, What's your major?
-Nuclear Engineering.
Wow, really? Then you must be really smart.

by Unique10 November 24, 2013

Sex Engineering

Verb-The making a sex style.

A person who created a style/move is a sex engineer

(ex: of Sex Engineering)

boyfriend:"look at those dogs fucking!"
girlfriend:"that's hot!"
boyfriend:"let's do that and call it doggie style!"

by SuperAwsomeAsianD00d December 2, 2010

engineering failure

1) something designed by an engineer that fails to complete its purpose of existence.
2) somebody who is studying engineering in post-secondary school and failing a lot of courses

in relation to def 1)
Jenn: my favorite type of chewy candy is green apple
Chris: you are an engineering failure
Jenn: i agree

in relation to def 2)
Jason: i failed my test
Chris: me too
Together: we're engineering failures =C
/wrist

by Sedra Smith March 13, 2009

engineer

One who often finds himself in the middle of the battlefield collecting metal and building machines (such as teleporters) to help ensure victory. Arch enemy of the spy. Common phrases include; "Teleporter goin up" "Sentry goin up" and "SPY SAPPIN MY SENTRY!"

You: Hey engineer, keep checking your back. There's a spy around.

Me: Thanks, HEY, SPY SAPPIN MY SENTERY!

by LON Master 000 February 5, 2009