mind-blender

This is a personal device that I own, but was not born with. It is the brain in which I am able to consistently assimilate other people's experiences, stories, and successes, while at the same time excluding my ego, pride, and ignorance/narrow mindedness.

Once the switch is flipped, a miracle occurs. The result then is that all things come together as a creamy mixture of new concepts and processes that can be used in new opportunities.

"A mind-blender does not solve problems, it creates opportunities."

by Sportay October 12, 2016

Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

belvedere

A type of luxury polish vodka that is refered to in several rap songs.

From Hell Yeah by Ginuwine: So girl, quit frontin’ and get you’re ass over here
And get yourself a cup of this Crown and Belvedere

by Masta J Freshness March 25, 2005

bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

Baby Blender

A blender made to blend babies into small pieces.

Last night Kyle and Isaac use the Baby Blender to blend up some babies.

by BigIman January 3, 2010

The Blender

The blender is a message board on the Internet where people post various kinds of pictures, fanfics and comics. Either stupid threads are made or genius threads are created.

Also Isalidi Crest, a certain member in The Blender is made of fail, ebola, AIDs and diarrhea

The Blender, serious business.

by Setoshi November 10, 2008

Bellend Road

The widely recognised name for where Leeds United F.C. play what they think is football. Formerly known as Elland Road, but due to many suggestions from the public, Leeds City Council changed the name of the road, (especially after seeing the "people" who reside there on a Saturday afternoon).

Do you fancy going to Bellend Road, to watch those sheepshagging inbreds kick a ball around?

by si_pne4life September 16, 2008