Load Bearing Balls

A set of fertile balls ready to deliver a mammoth baby making load

Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019

breaking chains

To break the chains that you have seemingly been held down by. Not falling into the statistics. Making it from poverty. When a addict begins a new life. He is breaking chains.

"Yo carlos made it to college homie, he is breaking chains."

by Juan Dane April 13, 2007

epic beating

a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".

Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

by mak2675 August 23, 2007

The Devil is Beating His Wife

When the sun is shining but it's raining at the same time.

Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!

by camilleq September 10, 2006

baking brownies

when one farts excessively - the smell of "baking brownies"

Holy shit, Paul's baking brownies! Go to the toilet paul!

by barneyg June 20, 2003

Breaking the Rhino

After a night of excessive drinking, when one's stomach finally gives in and the victim proceeds to shit all day. This can be caused by:

1)drunken munchies that lead to excessive consumption of food
2)more likely however, the excessive amount of alcohol, usually beer, creates wicked beer gas and causes massive diarrhea throughout the course of the day.

dude prom weekend, i played about 25 games of pong the first night, and the next morning my girlfriend walked in on me Breaking the Rhino so bad.

by odoylerulezzzz August 11, 2010

beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003