backseat tipper

someone at a restaurant who is not paying but unsolicitedly tells the person paying how much to tip.

"Thanks for the meal and all, but really bro, you're leaving the waiter 10%?"

"Don't be such a backseat tipper man."

by adnasty October 22, 2011

backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012

Backseat Baker

An idle person who will gladly yell instructions to you while you are busy baking a cake. Not to be confounded with the backstreet baker who, in this case, would be cooking meth.

"Bitch can't you see I can bake my own motherfucking cake; don't be such a backseat baker!"

by Museme July 6, 2014

Backspray

Verb. The act of building up pressure when you have diarrhea so all the diarrhea splatters all of over the back of the toilet

Yo that taco bell i had made me backspray everywhere last night

by Whiteboiaaron April 19, 2019

backseat sharer

someone that shares links to articles/memes/other content without reading beyond the headline.

Person A: "Check out this article"
Person B after reading article: "wow, I can't believe they cover XYZ"
Person A: "Oh, I haven't actually read it yet but the title seemed interested"
Person B: "That is a peak backseat sharer approach"

by TC.unofficial August 3, 2020

beachspeak

1. The made up language that combines two or more words into one, in which the definitions then combine as well

2. The words used by beachcover across the interwebs

I use beachspeak in order to expand my vocabulary.

by beachcover July 8, 2021

beachspeak

1. The made up vocabulary where two or more words are combined to form one word. The definitions also combine into one.

2. The vocabulary used by beachcover across the interwebs.

I use beachspeak to converse with beachcover regularly.

by beachcover July 8, 2021